About the Creamy Boys 

The Creamy Boys aren’t your average friend group—we’re a slightly dysfunctional, overly competitive, bourbon-sipping, parlay-chasing crew that’s been holding it down for years.

We game like it’s our job (but unfortunately it’s not), argue about sports takes nobody asked for, and run a fantasy football team with the same seriousness as an NFL front office… minus the salary cap knowledge. On weekends you’ll either catch us chunking golf balls into the woods, trying to convince ourselves “this is the year” our parlays hit, or standing around a campfire debating which bourbon bottle is actually worth the hype.

And yeah, our boy Chad is gay. Big whoop. We love him for it—he’s still trash at golf, but he brings balance to the force.

At the end of the day, we’re just a bunch of longtime friends who never outgrew the fun of talking trash, making bets, and finding new ways to embarrass ourselves. That’s what makes us the Creamy Boys.